So this morning started like most mornings, except Mommy supplied me and the oaf with our morning sustenance. Mommy is usually getting pretty around this time, so I don't know what was up with that, but I'll start being a little more leery of such events because there was something weird in my food. I immediately knew there was kibble, egg, and the shell, then I noticed something else. It smelled weird and it tasted weirder, so I took it out of my bowl and put it on the floor, but I ate the rest of my food like a good pup-pup. Mommy came in and put the weird thing back in my bowl, so I politely took it out again, and she put it back. She did that a few times! Mommy let the oaf out and he came flying into my crate, and I was going to let him eat the poison, but Mommy said "No Trek, that's your brother's. You already ate yours." I don't know what kind of poison* she's trying to force upon me, but I'm not dumb!!!! So then she took my bowl with the poison in it to the kitchen. Crisis averted!
I hope Trek learns a valuable lesson on not inhaling your food, since he's apparently been poisoned!
Tchau!!!!
*The "poison" is Armada's Heartworm Preventative.
