Since Aunt Mama is moving a little more slowly today, I'm going to try take a few minutes to document my adventures.
Aunt Mama’s been really busy doing things, like taking down the ex-pens around the dog yard fence (since there won’t be puppies here for a while, and Uncle Daddy says I’m too big to fit through), then Aunt Mama steamed the floor in the rubber room, and rearranged some furniture. I got to ride on some of the furniture, like it was a boat! It was like SO MUCH FUN!!!!
In the morning, my brothers showed up with Aunt Colleen and Uncle Jeremy. Things were different though, instead of going straight up to the pond to have like tons of fun, they came into the dog yard. A few minutes later Aunt Cindi showed up, but she didn’t have Uncle Indy, Aunt Bela, or my cousin Phoebe. Things were starting to seem a little strange. Then Aunt Marta, and Ms. Carol showed up with like adorable Golden Puppies. I got so excited to help, that I squeezed my substantial-self through the fence (I guess Uncle Daddy was totally wrong) and greeted Aunt Marta and Ms. Carol in the driveway, you know in case they didn’t know how to come in! I was just showing some southern hospitality, duh! Well, Aunt Mama and Aunt Cindi didn’t seem to think it was a nice way to greet. Soon after, the boys (Armada, Trek and Uncle Jack) got put in the spa room and me and MamaBug got to watch and help with the Golden puppies temperament evaluations. Those puppies like REALLY didn’t know very much, some of them wouldn’t even be helpful and bring toys back that rolled away from Aunt Mama, and they wouldn’t come when Aunt Mama called them either! They seemed good at cuddling at least, good cuddlers are important!
After what seemed like, FOREVER they FINALLY finished up and Aunt Marta took the baby puppies home (I guess they didn’t want to have fun with us). Aunt Cindi went home too since she didn’t have Uncle Indy, Aunt B, or Phoebe. Aunt Mama and Aunt Colleen let the boys out of the spa room and started gathering up the stuff they always wear to the pond. I KNEW what that meant, we were FINALLY going to play.
I like totally had a GREAT time, even if my goofy little brother kept jumping on me to try to get a bumper first. Now I know why Armada calls him an oaf all the time. Aunt Mama yelled at him, but we were too far away for that to make any difference. Aunt Mama was especially mad when Trek jumped on our MamaBug, but again he didn't pay much attention. Eventually, I waited for him to go first and then I leapt way out and landed on top of him, PAY BACK goof ball!!!!! He is harder to sink though because he is like way bigger than me, but since Trek doesn't really have a clue of what we are doing, I can make up for him taking off first, even if I don’t sink him. Although, sometimes he tries to take the bumper away after I pick it up, which is like so not cool, and then we have a little squabble and Armada ends up taking the bumper to the humans. Little brothers are exhausting, I’m glad I don’t have to put up with them like ALL the time.
After a little while, us pups started taking the bumpers to the cool, shady side of the pond. I really don’t know why the humans don’t come over to this side, so much cooler! Aunt Mama paddled the swim platform out to try to gather up some of the bumpers we had left over there. I guess they don’t understand what we’re trying to tell them. Sometimes our humans are like not very smart. Aunt Mama is a REALLY good, fast boat boarder though. We have this fun game where we all get there at almost the same time and she hauls us up really fast - a couple of times she boarded Trek and me at the SAME TIME, and then we LEAP right back off and then get boarded again. SO MUCH FUN!!!! I love jumping into the water, or swiming in the water, or standing in the water, or really doing anything with water. Water is like totally awesome!
Eventually, the humans got tired and took us down to the house for our showers. We went into the spa room and waited while Aunt Mama gathered up some dry clothes for Uncle Jeremy and Donovan and changed out of her wet clothes. Then she gave us showers, I love that she's giving us squirty cheese in the shower again. Apparently, Trek missed that part of getting a shower, so he tries to just stand in one spot instead of turning to help Aunt Mama get to the parts that need attention. So he gets squirty cheese like me and Armada did as babies and if he gets it for his shower, we do too! WIN WIN! Ok, so maybe the goof ball isn’t so bad after all! Aunt Mama let us outside while she went to put on dry clothes AGAIN! I LOVE to be wet, I don't understand why she dislikes it so much.
After we ran off our post bathing zoomies, and rubbed up against everything like cats (we got that from our Mama's Mama, Granddam Jill), we played a little bit and then settled down after we ate dinner. My brothers eventually went home and I helped cuddle Aunt Mama until she had to go take her shower and get ready for bed. After a while, she came back for 'last call' and gave us a bedtime snack. I always hop into a crate just in case, but since I'm such a good girl, she like never closes the door anymore. Eventually, I come out and find another cool place to sleep.
I had a good night's sleep and was ready to GO this morning. But so far, all she's wanted me to do for her is cuddle and give kisses. I brought her a few toys, but I really hope she takes me to the pond today. If not, Aunt Mama promised that we'll go tomorrow since my Mom is coming to practice my water exercises before she takes me back home. I'll be happy to see her but I'll have fun in the meantime, too!
Caly Out!
So this morning Mom gathered up the water gear and we loaded it up in the car. I just KNEW we were going to do something FUN. I LOVE FUN! It took a while to get there, Mom kept stopping at boring places and leaving me in the car. At least she knows to leave the air conditioning blowing cold air on me, I'm a HOT girl so I need cool air blowing through my wavy locks.
Eventually though, she drove me to Chick-Fil-A and I heard her order a LOT of nuggets. I just KNEW they were for me! I LOVE LOVE LOVE chicken nuggets and the ones from Chick-Fil-A are THE BEST! I'll try to do anything Mom (or Uncle Don or Aunt Liz or Aunt Mama or ANYone, really) asks if I have the chance to earn chicken nuggets. They are my absolute favorite!
Then we went to Aunt Mama's house and my day improved by leaps and bounds (I love leaping and bounding). Nuggets AND the pond, what could be better? Mom took a little long getting her stuff together. I don't know why she has to wear all of that, I'm ready for the water as soon as we get out of the car, but I try to wait for her. I'm VERY helpful and I hand her any of the equipment we might need, she has a LOT of trouble holding on to things, so I try to leap up and catch them before she drops anything. I'm SUCH a good helper!
ANYWAY, eventually she and Aunt Mama were ready and I put my practice uniform on (I like to save my pretty Teal and Purple uniform for trials, so I wear my Uncle Indy's old one to practice) and got them ready to WORK! My nickname should be Mary Poppins because, as usual, I was practically perfect in every way. I LOVE the water and I can swim really fast. Plus I can leap really far out into the water! Everything is really fun except sometimes they take my float line out in the boat and make me wait a REALLY long time while they row out between the markers (the markers are white floating things that tell our moms and dads where to give us chicken - or where to give my Mama DoodleBug meat in a metal bowl) and EVENTUALLY drop my float line off of the back of the boat. It's a REALLY strange thing for them to do and really boring to wait that long so sometimes I'm busy looking for other things to bring to mom instead. But when Mom remembers to keep her arm out to show me where I'm supposed to go, I do better. And when I bring it back out of the water to Mom, she throws it back into the water for me. I LOVE that part!
After I had done everything right a few times, Mama DoodleBug and Uncle Jack came up to the pond and we all ran around and played and swam and generally had a good time. After all of that, it was time for a nice shower. I LOVE having my hair washed, my front feet are naturally white, but working out in the pond tends to turn them brown. I need a spa treatment afterward to look my best. I may be a natural beauty, but I need to be clean! The humans keep telling me how nice I smell and, next to chicken nuggets, being praised by humans is one of my favorite things.
I'm spending the weekend here at Aunt Mama's so I should get to go to the pond again tomorrow (after they do something called puppy testing with some baby Golden Retrievers. Those poor puppies have weird hair and nobody EVER shaves their butts. I'm so glad I'm a PWD but I try not to judge the less fortunate) and maybe Sunday too. In the meantime, I'm cuddling with Aunt Mama (I LOVE cuddling and I'm VERY good at it). If I'm not too busy having fun or helping, I'll let you know what I'm doing.
Caly Out!
So I had a little bit of trouble figuring out how to use this computer thingy, so here are two days of my life in one day!
7-26-2016
Well, today has been, like, Totally Boring. Mom came home from work and I was soo excited to see her. After my bouncy crazy greeting and a few cuddles she SAT DOWN. What!? I want to do something FUN! Maybe if I keep stomping my feet and yipping at her she’ll get the message and we’ll do something. We could play go marker, or go mat, or hide and seek ,or hide my bumper or, well, anything would be fun. I’d like to go to the pond, but mom says not today. Bummer. I wish Aunt Mamma lived closer…..sigh. I can hardly wait for Friday. Mom says we’ll go pond then. Yay!!!
7-23-2016
Well, today was, like, Totally Awesome. Mom and I went to the POND!!! I LOVE the pond! And THERE WERE CHIK-FIL-A NUGGETS! I LOVE chicken nuggets. We played with my BUMPER, and my float line, and we swam, and I ran with my pack. The moms and aunts made me rest, which I hated. But I got to play more after rests so it wasn’t soo bad. We practiced STILL which is a very boring game. But it involved hot dogs so it wasn’t soo bad. And I got a PEDICURE after my shower. Pond, nuggets, and spa treatments – what could be better than that?! Ah life is good as a Village Girl!
Caly Out!!!